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For the bored billionaire

Bored billionaire?
Buy absolutely nothing.

Pick an amount. Pay with Apple Pay. Get nothing — plus a joke and a story about billionaires even more bored than you. Three seconds.

$99

$5 – $999 · no form · no account · a novelty, not an investment

The Idle Board

0 bored billionaires · $0 spent on nothing

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A bored billionaire story

Otto and Cressida played a game: who could buy the most useless thing. Otto bought an island shaped like a smaller island. Cressida bought nothing for $99 and won instantly. "How?" Otto asked. "Purity," she said, adjusting her cloud.
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Questions from the very rich

What do I get?

Nothing, officially. Plus a joke, a short story about our fictional billionaires, a share card, and a spot on the Idle Board. It's a novelty — a joke you pay for.

Is this an investment, a donation or a lottery?

None of those. You win nothing, earn nothing and fund nothing. It is entertainment, and the price is the joke.

How much can I spend?

From $5 to $999. We cap it there on purpose: nothing is worth more than that.

Why Apple Pay only?

Because it takes three seconds: Face ID or Touch ID, done. No form, no account, no newsletter.

Are the billionaires real?

No. Barnaby, Cressida, Otto and Pip are made up. Any resemblance to a real billionaire is something you'll have to take up with your own imagination.

Can I get a refund?

Paid by mistake? Email hello@missioncoregroup.com within 7 days with the date and amount and we'll refund it.